Umbilicus Interruptus

Aaaack! I’m having monstrous internet problems at my new place. I could handle it for a few days, but I’m about to lose it with no access to my friends and family and all my clients screaming for my words. The temporary solution is to duck out to a Staryucks and pay through the nose for beverages and a temporary “hotspot” account. I hate it when you pay and pay and pay and get very little in return. I clearly need to get back to my pre-cyberworld roots and read a good book or something. Any suggestions? Oh wait, I won’t be able to get your emails--rats!

[Image from: http://www.irkutsk.com/home/family.html]