The Cutest Little Number

Oh my god, we made a taxpayer! This is the first piece of mail that we have received in Tillie’s name. Why is it so exciting to finally see her name in print? Poor little thing will some day have to pay taxes. She will have to protect herself from identity theft. She will need this number to open bank accounts, get jobs, apply for student loans, and convince customer service people she is who she says she is over the phone. But first, she has to develop a little signature. What will it look like? I can’t wait to find out!