Bathtime = Wrathtime

Tillie finally had her first bath this week—no, please don’t call child protective services. We couldn’t soak her per doctor’s orders until her umbilicus fell off, which is why we waited until Week 3. Obviously taking after her hoarding mother, she was retaining that stinking, crusty thing for sentimental reasons. Boy did she smell after three weeks of non-stop vomiting!

Here are the three stages of bath time wrath.

1. Curious:

2. Concerned:

3. Enraged:

Her clean, fragrant softness lasted maybe 15 minutes before she puked again. That’s my girl!