Shredder with a Small Footprint

Tillie can shred paper, but she does it on her own time. With reams of paper in need of anti-ID-theftifying, I decided to speed up the process and get an electronic shredder. These are such satisfying machines! It is right up there with my linguine cutter, both achieving a tactile/kinesthetic satisfaction-o-meter rating of 9.5. (10 is reserved for peeling those protective films off of LCD displays.) Here is the result of 5 years worth of old filings that needed to go out for recycling.