Sneak Neck Punch

Django's latest ninja move involves puckering his lips to offer me a kiss and then instead punching my neck. So cute. Actually, it was cute--I was so charmed that I now flirtily threaten to pretend to kiss Scott but then sucker punch him in the neck. (Have I actually done it or just threatened to? I'll leave you to parse the ambiguity of that sentence's grammar and decide for yourself.)

So innocent (hah!):